Steve Harrington being babey
i have an interview and i dont even want to go
i got the job oh my god i was so rude too im surprised
i went to sleep after posting this and when i woke up i as laughing cause i was so awful basically they called me to come in right when i called to ask about the job and i had a killer ass migrane so i went as a half dead bitch also i typed up a makeshift resume in the waiting room and when i went in im like hey you want me to send this to u i just made it and the doctor was like ok if u want and my phone was not working so i went ya forget it theres no signal and he went kay thats fine too and i went home and a half hour later he called to say i was hired and i went back to sleep i thought i dreamt this shit i start monday though apparently
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In this shutdown, lapses in airport security will only get worse
WE NEED BORDER SECURITY!
also:
LETS STOP PAYING BORDER SECURITY UNTIL WE GET BORDER SECURITY!
Smh this is insane
I can bring a blunt on the plane now? 👀
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!
LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED
give him anything he wants
This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck
Unmute this immediately
narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”
Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’
this is better than an entire season of american horror story
is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE
PATRICK BATEMAN AMERICAN PSYCHO
